urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:explodeycakes ... so get ready to tongue your meds. incogneato83@gmail.com The Artist Permanently Known as Magz 2007-10-03T13:07:00Z urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:explodeycakes:442696 2007-10-03T13:07:00Z 2007-10-03T13:07:00Z ... is a Gary Stu? ::snorfle:: After witnessing the transformation of Ginny from a funny little girl with a crush to the most gorgeous girl in school, who's smart, talented, funny, and really good at Quidditch, too, I think it's only <i>natural</i> that October's Wizard of the Month would rise to such Stu heights.<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a>Okay seriously -- do I even <i>need</i> the cut tag? This is just sad.<br /><blockquote><b>Section: Wizard of the Month</b><br />(SPOILER WARNING)<br /><br /><b>Harry Potter</b> (1980 - )<br /><br />The Boy Who Lived, only known survivor of the Avada Kedavra curse and conqueror of Lord Voldemort, also known as Tom Riddle. Harry Potter joined the reshuffled Auror Department under Kingsley Shacklebolt at age 17, rising to become Head of said department in 2007.</blockquote>Wow. In just ten years, with no formal training to become an Auror [I thought they were the Ministry's police and military all rolled up into one, but apparently they're a club that just any kid with a proficiency in <i>Sectumsempra</i> and <i>Expelliarmus</i> can get into], Harry's leading the department. All while schtupping his perfect, hot, and really good at Quidditch wife until she has three perfect little savior babies with unfortunate names. <br /><br />Somebody's been busy.<br /><br /><font size="-2">I <i>knew</i> there was something fishy about that epilogue! Rowling's been one of the bad!fic authors all along, hasn't she? I wonder which one...</font>