You're only as crazy as I think you are.

I just broke my glasses.

Also, I'm one of those people who is not legally allowed to drive a motor vehicle without glasses. So much for driving to the optometrist to fix them. :| I guess I'll have my Long Island driver friend [eek!] take the wheel of Daisy Mae to get me there. ::bites nails until they bleed::

What the fuck am I going to tell my parents? I already feel like I ask for too many handouts from them.

FUCK.