Dude, I went all rockstar in Algebra today.

I was seriously thisclose to falling asleep in my math class, so I jotted a note down and passed it to my friend. It said: "Went to the café. BRB." Then I walked out.

She was still trying to control her laughter when I walked back in ten minutes later holding a bottle of iced tea. :D The best part was that my professor apparently got all flummoxed about the way I left, and completely fucked up the steps in factoring an equation. I could've died laughing. ::snickers:: She was like, "Um, does anyone see the error here?" and we were all, "Um, aren't you the professor?"

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I think half of my professors wouldn't have let me back in class if I'd done that - or any other student for that matter. I guess they had serious God-complexes, even though those grades weren't attendance based...
Yeah, this is an adjunct professor of college algebra, though. I have my doubts as to whether she even has a Master's. :|