You're only as crazy as I think you are.

My car. Let me show you it.

In the immortal words of Will Smith in Men in Black II, I have two cars. "Old and Busted" and "New Hotness".

Old and Busted
1990 VW Golf. As you can see, it's been bumped into the back yard, at the far edge of the garden. :| I like to call it the Liberalmobile. For, um. Obvious reasons. I'm attempting to sell it for $500, but in the meantime it's a farm decoration.










New Hotness
1996 Chevy Cavalier. It's mine and it's green [and it's very slightly dented]. Name forthcoming.









Even though it's totally not the car I wanted, and it brakes sorta... leftish, I'm totally stoked to have a car that like -- runs. Whee!